100 Word Story – A Steaming Heap

Here is another 100 Word Story about Raoul. This one might need some context. Simon is the name of the host of the 100 Word Story Podcast, and back in the day if you did not record your own stories for the weekly challenge then he would do it as his sex slave midget. Around the time this story was written he had spelled my name wrong on his site for my submissions and I believed that he had not replied to my emails to have it corrected.

“What is that?”  The cloaked figure said.

“What?” Raoul looked up at his brother on the ashen horse.

“The steaming heap,” The figure raised a thin arm and pointed behind Raoul.

Innocently Raoul looked over his shoulder at the unidentifiable mass a short distance behind him.  He turned back to his brother and shrugged.

“I do not have the time for this.”  He checked the list in his hand.  “So what did this Simon do?”

“Not returning emails, misspelling names.”

“And what is that thing?”  Raoul turned again.

“That?” Raoul smiled.  “Is a former sex slave midget, dancing with joy.”

100 Word Story – Whiffle Balls

Here is another 100 Word Story about Raoul.

The dogged bounced around my legs with joy.  His tail wagged so fast it was a blur.  I looked around for the owner but the park was empty.  “Get out of here.” I yelled.

The dog stopped and looked up at me with large brown eyes.  It dropped a ball at my feet and barked.  I reached down and picked the ball out.  I looked at ball and then threw it as hard as I could; the ball few about ten feet before hitting the ground.

“If I find the man that invented whiffle balls, He will eat that ball.”

By Terrence D. McLean

100 Word Story – The Staff Of Life

Hello All, so this is a re-posting of the story links. Where possible I am going to set the dates back to when they were originally posted.

This story comes from from a challenge I use to to do back when I podcasted for the 100 Word Story Podcast. This was 100 word story challenge, the challenge was not to write a story around 100 words, but a story that was exactly 100 words. For most of the stories I wrote about a character a friend and I developed in collage, Raoul the 5th horse man of the apocalypse who was kicked out before they became famous.

I bet you don’t know this but I have been written out of the book.  That’s right me, Raoul have been written out.  I bet you’re wondering why?

Well, back in the day, I was the only one that had one and I knew how to use it.  I had that little lady hanging off my finger.  One day, after our encounter, I gave her a snack.  Well that little tramp took one bite and ran off to share it with him.  This upset the guy upstairs and after throwing them out, he gave every man the staff of life.

by Terrence D. McLean
100 Word Story – Toothache

Hello All, so this is a re-posting of the story links. Where possible I am going to set the dates back to when they were originally posted.

This story comes from from a challenge I use to to do back when I podcasted for the 100 Word Story Podcast. This was 100 word story challenge, the challenge was not to write a story around 100 words, but a story that was exactly 100 words. For most of the stories I wrote about a character a friend and I developed in collage, Raoul the 5th horse man of the apocalypse who was kicked out before they became famous.

I blinked, my heart still pounding in my chest but, I was regaining my thoughts.  The smell started off faint but quickly grew.  You know the saying “having the crap scared out of you”?  Well, I don’t know who he was or how he did it, but here I am lay in an alley with the crap scared out of me.

I stood and looked around; at least no one else was here to see this.  I took a step and before I knew it my hand was on my check.

“Oh great, and now I have a toothache too.”

By Terrence D. McLean
100 Word Story – Fecal Matter

Hello All, so this is a re-posting of the story links. Where possible I am going to set the dates back to when they were originally posted.

This story comes from from a challenge I use to to do back when I podcasted for the 100 Word Story Podcast. This was 100 word story challenge, the challenge was not to write a story around 100 words, but a story that was exactly 100 words. For most of the stories I wrote about a character a friend and I developed in collage, Raoul the 5th horse man of the apocalypse who was kicked out before they became famous.

Raoul walked down the street from one pool of light, shining down from a streetlight, to the next.  His hood was pulled up and he looked down at the ground as he passed the occasional person on the street.  He turned down a dark alley and stopped quickly when a large man appeared pointing a gun at him.

“Hand over your wallet.” The man ordered, shoving the gun towards him.

Slowly, Raoul raised his hands and removed the hood from his head. The man took one look at him, dropped his gun and filling his pants with sh…… fecal matter.

by Terrence D. McLean